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Off Topic / Jokes / Cake or Bake
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on: August 06, 2009, 01:02:51 PM
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CAKE OR BED
A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A
FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS,
HONEY,
COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY?
IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW.
HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY,
FIX THE LIGHTS NOW?
DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
GE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
I DON'T THINK SO.
FINE,
THEN THE WIFE ASKS,
WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT
TO WHICH HE REPLIED,
FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE
WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
I DON'T THINK SO
FINE, SHE SAYS
THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS
TO THE FRONT DOOR?
THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK
I'M NOT A CARPENTER AND I DON'T
WANT TO FIX STEPS
HE SAYS, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
I DON'T THINK SO
I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU.
I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!!
SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A
COUPLE OF HOURS...............................
HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW
HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES
TO GO HOME
AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES
THAT THE STEPS ARE ALREADY FIXED.
AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE , HE SEES THE
HALL LIGHT IS WORKING
AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES
THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED.
HONEY, HE ASKS, HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?
SHE SAID, WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT
OUTSIDE AND CRIED.
JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME
WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM.
HE OFFERED TO DO ALL TH E REPAIRS, AND
ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER
GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE.
HE SAID,
SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE?
SHE REPLIED,
HELLOOOOO..
DO YOU SEE BETTY CROCKER WRITTEN
ON MY FOREHEAD?
I DON'T THINK SO!
Live,Love,Laugh"
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Social Side / Hampton Roads / Re: Smitty's Better Burger 8/1 6:30
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on: July 14, 2009, 01:07:01 PM
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I'm not a fast food / dine out kind of guy anymore. My internals prefer the things there used to now. But that won't stop me from marking my calendar and bringing the old Mini out for some BS time with fellow Miniacs.
Hey Steve, how about a call a couple days ahead so my grey cells can be refreshed???
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Welcome To Hampton Roads MiNi! / Off Topic Chat / Re: Chihuahuas? Dogs in general.
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on: July 14, 2009, 01:02:19 PM
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If you want small, the Scottie is a small dog with big attitude. The Chi is a bit too nervous for me, but my boss has a tea cup that weighs 2.5 lbs. Yeah, that's tiny.
An eldery gentleman in my neighborhood has a Min Pin and it is simply a sweet thing.
I own a wired hair daschund, it's the largest of the breed. I understand the smoothy comes in a miniature version if you want really small. Loving dogs and very bossy if you let them be.
Then theres always the SPCA and rescueing an unwanted mutt. Those guys always seem to appreciate there owners more then any thoroughbred dog.
Just my 2 cents. Make your decision soon, were all waiting......
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