I really enjoy being "Uncle Bart"

That giant polar bear in the background was from me too. She has a "thing" for giraffes (??) so I gave her a giant 5 foot tall giraffe for her birthday. See the thing is, I get to be uncle and
leave... very important fact lol!!!
And who knows? if my brother, who can be kind of frugal, buys her a beater Corolla for her 16th, I might just usurp him with something cooler

that is, provided they don't end up having 4 kids, THAT I CAN'T afford as an uncle
