Hampton Roads Club Mini

"Whatever you give a woman, she's going to multiply. If you give her
sperm, she'll give you a baby.

If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her
groceries, she'll give you a meal.

If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and
enlarges what is given to her.

So - if you give her any crap, you will receive a ton of jelly."

Love and appreciate all the women in your life.

I did a cut and paste and didn't read through it - don't know how "sh*t' turned into jelly.  i winder if I should make the correction or leave it as is - when I did a preview I see that there is a polictically correction automated on this program and will not allow such an offesive word