Hampton Roads Club Mini

Okay, here's one, but it's a little racy. So...if you're easily offended, stop here. If not, proceed at your own risk, but you've been warned.

Seems Tiger couldn't make a recent tourney, so Greg Norman (Just using his name, I like the guy, so I'm not picking on him) hooked up with one of Tiger's gals between rounds. After a particularly vigorous romp, Greg hopped out of bed to get dressed. His gal asked where he was going and he replied he was finished and getting dressed. She replied "That's not what Tiger would do". "What would Tiger do"? Greg asked. She said "He'd hop back over and have another go". So Greg did. After that encounter, and very tired, Greg rolled out of the bed to get dressed. "Where ya going?" she asked. Greg replied "I've gone twice now, I'm about done". "That's not what Tiger would do" she said. To which Greg asked,"Oh yea, what would Tiger do?" "He'd hop back over and take care of me again". Greg shrugged and dutifully hopped back in and took care of business for a third round. Exhausted, Greg struggles to get out of bed and again attempts to get dressed. Yet again, she says "That's not what Tiger would do". Greg asks again, "What would Tiger do?" Again, she informs him "Tiger would come over here and service me again". At  that point, Greg reaches for his cell phone and starts dialing. She asks him who he's calling. He replies "I'm calling Tiger. I have to find out what Par is for this hole"!

Sorry, I warned ya!

What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?  Santa comes down the chimney!