Hampton Roads Club Mini

> HOW IS NORMA?

> A sweet grandmother telephoned St. Joseph 's Hospital. She timidly asked,
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> "Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is
doing?"
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> The operator said, "I'll be glad to help, dear.
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> What's the name and room number of the patient?"
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> The grandmother, in her weak, tremulous voice, said "Norma Findlay,
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> Room 302."
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> The operator replied, "Let me put you on hold while I check with
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> the nurse's station for that room."
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> After a few minutes the operator returned to the phone and said, "I have
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> good news. Her nurse just told me that Norma is doing well.
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> Her blood pressure is fine; her blood work just came back normal and her
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> physician, Dr. Cohen, has scheduled her to be discharged tomorrow.."
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> The grandmother said "Thank you. That's wonderful. I was so worried.
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> God bless you for the good news."
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> The operator replied, "You're more than welcome. Is Norma your daughter?"

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> The grandmother said, "No, I'm Norma Findlay in Room 302.. No one tells
me
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> jelly."