Hampton Roads Club Mini

One day a guy with a Mini Cooper S had a some engine problems. He pulled over, popped the hood and had a peek.  Fifteen minutes later, there was steam everywhere and he was sitting on the curb.

Then another guy with a Porsche 911 Turbo pulled up and asked him his problem. He told him and the guy with the Porsche offered him a tug home. He also told the mini dude that, "If I go too fast, just honk your horn and flash your lights".

At the first stop light, a Ferrari F50 stops next to the Porsche, now with some ballast. The F50 guy revs his engine and when the light turns green, the Porsche and Ferrari are doing 340 KM/H.

They pass a speed trap and the officer says into his CB radio, "Whoa, you won't believe what I just saw... I'm going to need some backup... a Ferrari and a Porsche were doing over 340 KM/H, and there was a Mini Cooper S behind them honking his horn and flashing his lights, trying to get past.

EPIC!  LOL